Do I Smell Elephants Outside?

NEWS FLASH! So I'm looking outside my mom's window into the park, and I see some elephants just chillin, eating god knows what! Why is there elephants across the street?


Ohhhh, its just a circus. A CIRCUS? IN THE GHETTO? Ohhhh yes fellow bloggers UniverSoul Circus is in town! Now you guys know that sometimes being an adult is a bitch, so what better way to get back to being a kid, then enjoy the circus, Hip Hop Style! Now I haven't been to the circus since I was, what 10! So you know a brotha was trying not to act excited, even though I was giggling like a school girl. Then this guy knocked on our door and gave my whole family free tickets, I was jumping up and...

[ummm, shawn, thug up, get yourself together]

So I was cool, I'll check out this shit, see what's good.


As soon as the show starts, they start playing Ciara's "Oh" like Whoa! I'm bouncing up and down, feeling the groove, and then they straight go into some Caribbean music, and all these dancers and guys on stilts are dropping it like its hot!


Then this girl came out and started bending and twisting her body to Jennifer Lopez's "Get Right"... man that girl could make a gay man go straight! Fellas, do you know what you can do with a female like that? I don't even want to think about it.

[I love you baby!]


So then these brothas from the Dirty South come out start dancing. They was hot! This one guy started "voguing" then just started break dancing... they were very entertaining, and very buff if I do say so! Overall, my family and I had a good time, and I felt like a kid again...


[we now take you back to my regular scheduled adult life, which is currently in progress]